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Vitamin E in toilet paper

Thursday, 29 April 2004

I’ve just bought some toilet paper which contains Vitamin E. Why on Earth would anyone want to put Vitamin E in toilet paper? Are we now feeding ourselves through our bottoms or something? I’m completely mystified. Maybe the manufacturers reckon we’re stupid. Perhaps we are.

Posted 29 April 2004, 20:49 BST