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The Name of the Bicycle

Friday, 30 November 2007

I hereby give notice that I am seriously considering naming the front wheel of my bicycle ‘The Prophet Mohammed’ and the back wheel ‘The Little Baby Jesus’. That way I can be ensured of being attacked by both the Mad Mullahs and the Crazy Christian Fundies.

This is bloody ridiculous. What on Earth is wrong with insulting a religion? If you insist on believing in absurdities you should really expect at least the odd insult.

Posted 30 November 2007, 00:17 GMT